Sunday, 10 June 2012

Weapon of choice

Just had to
So if someone is going to want to attack a zombie in a stealthy, close encounter then this tool is the one to have.It is a $40 Dead-On Annihilator Superhammer. It appears to be a cross between a hammer and a crowbar but it has all these features:



The spike mounted at the bottom can pierce the skull of a walker like a spork through pudding. The claw is just the right size to lodge in a fetid rotting eye-socket, and the sharpened edge behind the handle is just sharp enough to remove a virulent biting head from a shambling corpse.
Built-in:
Dead-On bottle-opener
Multi-purpose wrench
Nail puller
Demolition axe rips through dry wall, shingles, strips conduit, beheads zombies
Chisel smashes through tile, brick, concrete, skulls
Precise balance means you won't get tired wielding it

Here is another view:
 zombie-tool-2.jpg

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