iZombie Recap: Dead Air

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The Crime:
A radio talk show host is electrified and killed on air after a threat was made about coming after the slutty chick, Sasha the host in this case, who was banging Cheated on in Chattanooga's husband. Jane the producer was jealous of Sasha's success since they were once radio co-hosts and Sasha ruined Jane's career. Jane therefore goes and gets Sasha killed to take over her show. 

Zowers (Zombie Powers):

• Psychoanalysis of people's relationships and a sex expert
• Straightforward, cutthroat advice 

Major news: Peyton and Ravi are there to meet Major get out after a night of beating. Major hears the news about Jerome and Eddie bodies being found. Major starts lacking faith in the local police department. (He should!) 
His girlfriend dumps him after seeing that he keeps getting into trouble and beaten up. FREE AGAIN! Also Major was fired from his youth counselling and keeps obsessing over the brain he saw, convinced it was not a cow brain. Then he goes and does the next dumb thing and tries to buy a gun!

Meanwhile...:
OMG score one for Livwell (Liv and Lowell for those who aren't all over this already). BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. Twice! Also, Liv sees dumb Blaine show up at Lowell's building....
Ravi meets Peyton and little sparks fly. AWE! Ravi gets info from Liv and makes the call on his own to go after Peyton. 
Suzuki and Blaine were the ones that moved the bodies of the kids in the last episode. Seem to be working with one another. Blaine delivers the brains; Suzuki cleans up. Suzuki is getting sick of it but Blaine has him since he is his meal ticket. Suzuki is aware Liv is for "team Z" now.



Nourishment:
Brain salad
Scrambled brains

Brainy lines

• "Sex on the other hand? That's back on the menu." - Liv
• "Who were you fighting this week?" - Peyton "Sons of Anarchy I think." - Major
• "The Lanister's send their regards" - Liv after discovering all the brainless mice
• "We've got a chick in the studio right now begging for someone to bang a little color back into her cheeks." - Chuck, the rival radio host
• "Moving those kids' bodies was too much." - Suzuki "Emotionally? Cause physically it shouldn't have been that hard. How heavy are bones?" - Blaine
• "Who did this to you?" - Liv "I can't talk about fight club. Crap." - Major

Thoughts

• Good to know zombies can screw. 
• Everybody on the Livwell or RaviOli train. I don't think Liv and Ravi have a romantic bond. I haven't seen it myself. Just cause they are co-workers and goof with eachother doesn't mean they should date. Agree?
• NOOOOOO!!! Ravi got bit!
• UH OH! Liv had one of Lowell's brain pieces in the eggs and turns out it was Jerome's!!! I think Lowell is getting his brains from Blaine. Shit got real. 

Zombie Count
10. I'm counting the zombie rat.

iZombie recap: Liv and Let Clive

The Crime:

John Doe aka Sammy Wong, with missing fingers and molars and appears to be from a gang, is from Clive's days in vice squad. Clive becomes real upset and adamant about Liv staying out of helping on this case. The vision she has Clive looking a little like a dirty cop. Turns out Clive was suspended and this has Liv even more freaked. Clive comes to see Liv and lets her know Wong was in witness protection. Sammy had testified against AJ's father in a case which is why Sammy may have been beaten when he came back for a funeral. Ray, who was one of the gang members and a "snitch", turns out to be Clive's old cop buddy. Ray is safe and AJ is arrested for Sammy's murder after he attacks Liv in her home.

Zowers (Zombie Powers):

• Anxious and fearful aka paranoia
• Kung Fu

Major news: We get to see Major SHIRTLESS!! Seems like he can't get a great roommate and Liv feels bad since she was to be helping out....buuuuut....in walks a chick in Major's shirt. Oops. Major's new gf, Corin,  and ex get the awkward introduction. Liv gets super jelly and sets up Major and Ravi to meet about being roommates without them knowing. And they BOND! And become flatmates.

Eddie and Jerome now missing..We know who took them Major.

Meanwhile...:

Blaine and Jackie are shacking up. Guess she gives him money, he gives her brains. Sex: Bonus. Also, getting some aesthetician work done is helping Blaine look a little less freaky. And it seems Blaine has made some minions to go and fetch more brains. And the dudes are super brainless in more than one way. They appear to be getting annoyed with being Blaine's work and try to take Blaine's clients/victims for themselves. Blaine finds out and pops them.

We get to see Li'v bro, Evan, again! Seems he is staying at Liv's for awhile and he likes going through Peyton's things.

Nourishment:

Kale and brain smoothie

Rice and Sriracha (Asian meal to go with Asian brain)

Brazed cerebellum ala granola??

Medulla oblongata in a fradiago sauce (These names are killing me)

Brainy lines

• "Sadly our latest John Doe here won't be handling much of anything"  *insert missing fingers*

• Liv muttering slut after mocking Corin for helping Major pay the rent.
  

• Tag saying: Martial Arts and Craft

Thoughts

• Liv being like totally like a valley, "slutty" girl while like talking in the video store was like so hilarious.

• Blaine has a freezer full of frozen zombies. Lovely.

Zombie secrets

So there is an app out there called Whisper where people can share their penis pics and secrets on the go anonymously. Think of PostSecret app they had before they got rid of it. Sweet thing about Whisper it can even show other whispers close to you.
This secret actually came across in my own little area of the city. (Yes I have used Whisper. Great to find the most embarrassing ones and making fun of them. Yes. I am going to hell).  I'll heart this Whisper 100x.

Thanks Whisper for turning into the next Tinder. Now I can delete you.

Who needs pants?

 It seems the UK fashion from 2010 of wearing no pants and wearing tights, or how they have cleverly called them leggings, is still on full swing and popular than ever in North America. I always get curious as to what people are wearing under these things. Answer is: NOTHING! Not even a thong to separate your bits from your pants. Anyways, these leggings now come in so many different patterns I can't help but showcase some wicked zombie mashed ones.
First up is Alice in Zombieland. My fav! These were on Beserk for $55.

 Also on Beserk for same amount. These Zombie Time leggings are a great rendition of the show and its zombie episode.

Under the sea is more vicious now with zombie fish and mermaids along with the already existing killer sea creatures.
Zombie Ariel and her friends are available for $55 again.

iZombie Vol. 4: Repossessed

iZombie Vol. 4: Repossessed (iZombie #4)

by Chris Roberson (Goodreads Author)

Once upon a time, Gwen's biggest concerns were finding a brain to snack on and worrying whether her boyfriend would find out she was a zombie. Now, with undead secret agents and monster hunters teaming up to stop a mad scientist from bringing about the end of the world, and her friends stuck right in the middle of it, Gwen has bigger problems on her hands. But can a girl help save the world without losing everything in the world she loves? - Goodreads


So the world is in chaos and it is up to Gwen to save it all. There is an Egyptian lady trying to put a giant soul in a frankenteen, Amon trying to get Gwen to absorb all souls to get rid of a giant one, and vampires, hunters, monsters , and family reunions are all getting in the way. I was confused about Amon and his wife's intentions were for having tried to kill Scott along with the brain in the coffee maker and his fellow giant zombie?? Ya I know it made me pretty confused. Everything just got so mashed together in this last one. Like did Dixie the waitress really know about monsters? They touched on it for only a page. It was confusing. But I read the creators had no choice but to hurry everything in these finale issues in this volume since they were getting canceled. So what could have been a great and drawn out series with a logical ending ended up being a lot of information and confusion thrown at the readers. Still enjoyed the zombie/sci-fi plot. Hope to find another soon!

4 out of 5 monkey brains

iZombie, Vol. 3: Six Feet Under and Rising

iZombie, Vol. 3: Six Feet Under and Rising (iZombie #3)

by Chris Roberson (Goodreads Author), Gilbert Hernández, Mike Allred

Gwen and her gang really start getting into more monster business when conflict causes them come to into contact with the Dead Presidents (all supernatural agents named after dead presidents), the Vampire Paintball squad, and Horatio and the Fossor organization that hunts all monsters. If that wasn't overwhelming enough Gwen's memories are returning from her living life, but the need to eat more brains to retain her personality is a major problem with all the hunters around.

With reading this volume things are more and more complicated. Now there is another group of hunters but they themselves are monsters! We learn more about Gwen's past with Amon, Scott's friends learn about their secrets from each other and Scott's Gramp, and Scott might be gay..??? Then there is this whole Galatea lady doing surgery on a dead body. No clue where that is headed. Loving this comic tho. Can't get enough of the zombies and monster mash up. I'm enjoying the mystery plots with the quirky humor. Did I mention there is slim nudity? It is pretty hawt. 

4 out of 5 monkey brains

 

Sleep Naked

And this folks is why I wear an elderly ladies gown straight from the 1900's.

Top 5 Posts of 2013

This year Zombie Diaries has had more views than ever before. Since 2009 the blog has changed a lot from its content to the look to even the viewers. One thing that we can all agree on that has not changed is we love our zombies! 
So what did we love the most in 2013? It seems cats, cartoons and animated shows, good ol' Saskatchewan (YAY), and naked super hero ladies. So a 30 something-year-old crazy cat Saskatchewan lesbian who enjoys cartoons seems to be my viewers. Love it!

Let's give those top 5 posts now!

 #1 Zombie Cat: The Tale of a Decomposing Kitty

Isabel Atherton wrote a book about a rotting, horny cat who tries to find its way back home. Funny and gruesome. Great read!

#2 Zombie cartoon foods

DeviantArt member Cronobreaker 

drew zombie food. Seems you all like rotten food.  

#3 Saskatchewan's first Zombie Prep Camp

and it makes the news

In May, a camp near Regina, Saskatchewan, became a success as it taught people how to survive the wilderness and fight off zombies. Look forward to seeing what success they have in 2014.

#4 Zombie Wonder Woman

She's naked! She's dead! She's the Wonder Woman of all your dreams.
There's some paint on your nip nip WW. Bet get that cleaned off.

#5Adventure Time Princess Zombie

SHMEOW-ZEOW! Undead Marceline created by ToxicZ0mbi3, a Deviant Art fan artist, made the cut of our list for its cuteness and algebraic drawing skills. 

Hope you enjoyed loving the undead with Zombie Diaries in 2013, and may we enjoy this disgusting passion together in 2014!