Tees from Threadless

 Every 90's child wanted something Lisa Frank. I think I only got to live vicariously through that of my friends who didn't shop locally at the only variety store in town. Plus I cared about the earth and used items from the year before......PFFT no I just had no choice. But here you do! This Lisa Frank inspired "RAINBOW APOCALYPSE" shirt from Threadless is a choice between are you cool or are you not? It has a zombie being a badass motherfucker riding a zombie unicorn dolphin. Your choice. 

Want something less neon? Go for simplicity with Zombie Donut *.

Reminds Cinnamon Bun from Adventure Time in this design. Simple.  

* I wrote Dobut twice. And then I giggled.

I slice and you dice

Anybody a chef out there? Me? PB&J are my specialty. 
Everybody has pretended to be Wok with Yan at some point. Now we can take those sweet chopping skills both in and out of the kitchen....IN STYLE!

The Zombie Attack Apron (from ThinkGeek) decorates an image of you being the undead. Easier for you to blend in young grasshoppa! 
Want to keep those knife skills sharp? *snort* Cut your kale and other hippy-trend of food that won't save you in the afterlife on these babies!

Artist Dave Stencil got a Kickstarter and has created these rich wooden boards around $35 for your enjoyment. Prepare for the apocalypse while preparing supper!

Only the best is dead enough

Where was I during 2010? Ah...a poor college student with no social life. It seems Dead Zebra, Inc. had some wicked 19" Lego dudes that were created by the man from Creatures In My Head site (I was addicted to this site for a few years. So trippy!). 
Since then the figures are gone but you can still buy a t-shirt. I know....less impressive. Not as impressive as being able to take tall toys and make them do weird things and SnapChat them to your friends. You don't do that?!!

The Force Woke Something

With the new Star Wars film trailer making an appearance this Friday, I give you a look at what the force is going to look like if we keep bringing these guys back. Undead in this case.
The Force Awakens makes the nerd in me pumped up but not sure how they are going to have characters from other installments. I guess that's why they are going to look a little like our undead guys here. Also, Darth is dead! It won't seem like a true Star Wars film without some Vader Hater antics.
GRLRLRLRLLRLRL *wookie cry*

Zombie How To

It is always nice to get a refresher once in a while for our future zombie apocalypse. We mustn't lose focus on the goal: to survive! Shout out to Canadians and other Northern Hemisphere countries, winter has struck so zombies numbers will be lower this time of the year so that is a bonus!
A great tip: always have duct tape. And like a true Canadian and a Red Green fan, "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." SO BE HANDY!!! BE A MAN!
This tip and others are listed in the great Infographic below. 

*i'm lazy today.*

 

My lunch packed up, My boots tied tight

Need a place to pack your lunch?
A box to house your zombie kit?
Well look no further than the Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box from ThinkGeek.
A combo carrier is the best way to pack light and smart. Plus you will look cool with this metal box and your stash of wagon wheels. Hmm....tasty things. Even fill it with McDonalds cuz that sh!t never goes bad.

What time is it Mr. Zombie!

While Etsy makes such great things from all kinds of creators, they tend to be rare and gone before I know it. What is timeless (haaha..see that?) is this zombie clock using and old vinyl and clock pieces. Genius! Just look at the 12 made out of zombie arms. Detailed and creative. A must have on my list. Visit the jump to see 3 more beautifully creepy zombie record clocks.