Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Eat and Be Merry!


Tomorrow is Christmas and I want to thank you readers and those I know who do read this (thanks hunny!!). Please, practice your zombie skills (holidays aren't a time to be slack), eat loads of food cuz you never know when your next meal is, and here is hoping your holidays don't bite.

Merry Chistmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and so forth! Happy Holidays from ZD!



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Friday, 12 December 2014

Silent Night of the Living Dead!

I am so mature you guys!
Everybody loves to have a nativity set out during the holidays. We even had one in my house and we weren't exactly Jesus fans. Nevertheless they spew Christmas and they are quite fun to mess around with.--->

Being a zombie fan the best nativity set would be a zombie one and it looks like a Kickstarter tried to make our dreams come true this holiday. (It failed! CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!!) Still let us take a moment to relish in the awesomeness that could have been.
The gang is all here...well maybe missing a few parts.
We Three Spleens
Shepard boy is doing some major suckage at his job.
Could Mary be the next Daryl?? NEVER!!

Friday, 4 October 2013

Zombie Tig ol' Bitties

idrawzombies from Deviant Art clearly draws zombies. He even does old ones with her nips censored (thank Thor!). Below is Naked Zombie.
What is wrong with some clothes?? But as the descriptions says : she died naked, and came back to walk the lands forever ... slowly rotting away.

Yes, along with her dignity.

Friday, 14 June 2013

"Zombie" cells


Why do scientists do scary shit? What makes someone think to mess what Jesus' dad created? A while ago Geekologie informed those who are too lazy to read the news, "scientists have created "zombie" cells in the laboratory that can outperform living ones."


The Huffington Post newspaper wrote:

The silica replicants can survive greater pressures and temperatures than flesh, and perform many functions better than the original cells did when alive.

Heating the silica to around 400C evaporates the protein in the cell, but leaves the silica as a three-dimensional replica of the "formerly living being", Hess said


OH THANK YOU!!! Please just kill us now won't you. Please work on this further and see what kind of nightmarish creatures you will create. I do think science does wonderful advancements for the living, but some times things need to thought about before actually creating something that could harm us.

Friday, 29 March 2013

Happy Zombie Jesus Day

So this Sunday some people will celebrate Easter. Some may not. If you are like me, Easter is a time when a fluffy bunny comes and drops off chocolate eggs. I have no clue how a bunny can produce eggs or hide them all over your house in all kinds of strange places. Does he use his mouth? Maybe those chocolates aren't chocolate and are really tin foiled covered droppings? Does he use a ladder? SO MANY QUESTIONS! All I care about is getting one of these:
 Or even one of these guys:
But for some of you people today is about Jesus crawling out of his tomb 3 days after his crucifixion. This is what some of us zombie enthusiasts call Zombie Jesus Day. So to everyone out there.....
Happy Easter and Happy Zombie Jesus Day. Remember: