Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse review

If you follow me on Instagram you would know that I was wanting to see this ASAP. I loved the concept of scouts being in charge of saving us because really those with some wilderness or survival background are more likely not to be dead right away when the zombies come. 

I decided for my birthday to go and see this film and man it was worth the money and made for a great date movie with my man. Who doesn't like zombie nudity or strippers? If you get the chance to see this film, both sexes are represented in the nudity area. Of course T&A is more dominant when dealing with high school films. 

Things I enjoyed about the film:

• nudity
• ridiculous situations they get in
• the first zombie scene in the film with Blake Anderson from Workaholics
• the character Carter and any scene with Scout Leader Rogers 
• the old lady neighbour played by Cloris Leachman

Things I didn't really like:

• the "stripper" girl was a bad actor and I felt her role wasn't really needed
• why do friends always outcast the "bigger" kid and have him portrayed as a big suck?
• that I was in a theater where young pre-teen boys were with their grandparents
• there is a weird Britney Spears singing moment that I wasn't sure what to make of

Overall, I'd see it again! 

Instagram Zombie Art

I like my instragram a lot. I spam it with my minpin pics, books I am reading, shit I buy, and of course the odd zombie stuff that I go gaga over. What I love mostly is finding artists or accounts that are showcasing zombies. 
Excuse all the screen shots....too lazy to crop and want to show credit. 

Kathleen Saunders does many Prismacolor pencils on Strathmore paper and great nerd mash-ups. She is my fav to look at. One of her works caught my eye for my blog: The Walking Disney. Love it!


Fredrik Edén, "illustrator from the cold north", does some pretty dope zombie illustrations of all kinds of nerdy. 

Video games, Disney, tv shows and movies are a great inspiration to zombify for Edén. 


Hit the jump to see more of his gruesome zombie drawings.

Thank you, Mario! Your quest is over.

 Kody Koala enjoys making weird video game sculptures and figurines. Here we get to see Mario thanked graciously for all his hard work saving Princess Peach by Zombie Peach consuming his brains on top of a dead mushroom and some bones. Probably Luigi. Bishes be cray.

See more pictures of his work here.

Zombie Horse Mask

So for the last few years buying horse masks has been like a weird fad or meme to do. Super strange in my opinion AND CREEPY. So why not make it more creepy with zombification. And it glows in the dark!

You'll be horsing around in this guy for about $30 

iZombie recap: Virtual Reality Bites

The Crime:
A 300 lbs internet troll and computer hacker is found dead after a week in his home. Simon Cutler, a shut in and an asshole, only had things delivered to his doggy door like donuts. While heart attack was unlikely, turns out he had an allergic reaction to peanuts being spread in a confetti-sprung card. Cutler had treated Shaynee, a customer service caller, like crap and Cutler's victim posted it onto a sight full of things Cutler had done with his hacking skills. Ruining lives was his specialty and he was the most hated people on the internet. He ruined this poor girl's life to the point of a year of harassment lead Shaynee to her suicide. Her brother decided to get revenge. 

Another crime happens when the body of the young delivery man is found nearly decapitated with his stomach full of expensive food. Clive goes on a search but we all know who did the crime. Clive is almost lured into Blaine's psycho meat shop, but saved by Liv's call.

Zowers (Zombie Powers):

• Agoraphobia
• Hacking
• Nerd skills
• Appetite for sweets and junk food
• Sweet gaming skills

Major news: Major head wound!? Way to freak us out iZombie. Major is okay. Just really banged up. Major is now on a quest to get more information on the Candyman, comes across some videos of Jerome at the skate park, and finds not only the Candyman that he had a run in with, but Ravi sees Blaine in the background and shows Liv. 

Meanwhile...:
 Blaine's weird sugar mama GF freaks out over not getting her brains and kills the delivery boy for some of his young brains. Blaine gets all suspicious since his delivery boy seems to be gone. GF gets a visit and there was a different kind of drilling about to happen.
Liv and Lowell were to go on a date but her agoraphobia kicked in so a little night in comes into play. 

Nourishment:
Rotten brain shake
MOUNDS of junk food and pop

SWOON

Brainy lines

• "The man's too good looking. I'm giving him character." - Ravi while stitching Major up
• "If I hadn't stumbled in and totally rocker blocked this dude..." - Major  (guess another term for C@ck blocker. haha)
• Liv calling out "Son of a bitch" when she finds out Cutler was probably killed somehow and she now has to drink his brains. 
• "Must. Have. Donuts. Great. I ate Homer Simpson's brain" - Liv
• "I don't even know what I'm doing. But I know if I use my freezing spell I can take out all 7 witches. I hate this crap!" - Liv
• "Sooo did you run out of napkins or did you just run by an Oompa Loompa? Some on your butt too. Not that I was looking." - Lowell to Liv with her cheese puffs all over her
• “I’m a were-terrier with healing powers called Arf Vader. This is going to be epic.”- Ravi (throwback to the comic guys!)

Thoughts

• BARF!! Rotten, liquid brains.
  

• I can't even come up with a name for Liv and Lowell. They are perfect. Glad Blaine is a dick and that wasn't being forced. Lowell is a better choice. Glad Lowell gets his brains from a mortician/funeral home. 

• Where is Blaine going to get his action from now? That guy just gives me chills.

• OMG was that Liv’s mom at the end? Don’t get your son to work at that butcher shop!

Zombie count
9 or is it 8 now cuz I think Blaine's GF and him are done.

My Brain is Puppy Crazy

I have been on the search for a dog and been waiting awhile to get one and finally in the last few weeks things are starting to get real. I finally got my paws on a MinPin and will be coming home to us 2 months from now. He was just born 2 days ago so got to see him today! So until I have him home with me, I've been on Pinterest, Etsy, and other sites gathering zombie swag for my dog. 

The Barking Dead and the Shaun of the Dog below are from Etsy and I am SO getting both of these. Super adorable. Both are from the seller Electrolucy. There are so many great geeky bandanas you can get your little furry animal as well. 

 



 Glow in the Dark Bones Skeleton isn't something just for Halloween. I'd have my little pooch in this all. da. time. 

Got a great little hunter in the family? Wear it proud with a female red dress Zombie Hunter OR for those of us that will be having a little male, see his little shirt below.

Zombie Adventure Time Art

SacEnemies appears to be a nerdy female from Italy that appreciates the finer, more sophisticated things in life.....like CARTOONS! And to add to that, Adventure Time, one of the most weirdest cartoons I have fallen in love with the last few years. Not only are these of Finn but he is zombified. Hat off at you SacEnemies! Great taste!

Finn the Wandering Zombie

Finn the Zombie 

Finn the Zombie Shot

iZombie recap: The Exterminator

The Crime:
There is some Wally Walker case where a guy was killed in the park and someone has been arrested. What appears to be unrelated is some dead guy is killed in a hit and run. Turns out the brain Liv eats is the hitman, Marvin Webster, that killed Walker and now both cases become related. So who killed Webster after he popped Walker? Don Watts, Walkers Angel Investor and who offered the reward, got Webster to kill Walker in order to get a fortune in I'm guessing, insurance or something, then killed Webster since Webster was wanting more money. What a scum bag. 


Zowers (Zombie Powers):

• Hitman numbness
• no empathy
• Gun knowledge
• Unusual facts

Major news: Liv has been feeling bad about about the whole "jumping" majors bones last episode. Major has moved on and on social media a make out sesh with his new GF appears online and Liv sees it. Heartbreaking. 
Major comes in with a teen to get help from Liv's connections to the police to find the teen's missing friend. AWE! Major helps troubled teens! Good man. 

Meanwhile...:
Kids find a "hobo" which ends up being a zombie. Liv and Ravi check it out. Turns out it's an old co-worker of Liv's, Marcie, and she totally does not make it through the test run Ravi tries on her. With Liv's hitman numbness, she ends up killing Marcie in order to save Ravi when he falls in.
Blaine shows up and Liv is still sketched out by him. Should be. Drug dealing in a way. 
Liv and her friend Peyton cross paths over the same case and it makes it a little difficult at one point and it totally screws Peyton's case over. Since Liv ate those brains, she totally doesn't care and this brings out a fight between the ladies.  All forgiven when the catch the right man for the death of Wally Walker. 
Scary dude in the skate park that may have a connection to the missing teens turns out to be BLAINE! What is that guy up to?

Nourishment: Wheat crackers with siracha with brains

Brainy lines

• "A teenager posted a picture on his Facebook claims it's a zombie" - Ravi " Is it me?" - Liv
• "Are you cool with me naming our trivia team Piggy and the Brain?" - Liv
• "You didn't say you were marrying Siri." after Liv rambles about some random fact. 

Thoughts

• There are other zombies out there. How many ?!
• Can they be fixed even though Ravi tried? Will he ever be able to help Liv?
• LOL trivia Tuesday.
• Loved Liv's element shirt that read O Mg ! See below.
• Poor Liv having to deal with her past and her killing Marcie and on top of that Major moving on. Glad to see zombies have emotions. 

Munchkin Zombies

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Why isn't this real?! Wait it is? Oh thanks Google.
I've played some good old Munchkin Quest with my nerd friends and I was pumped when I saw this photo on DeviantArt by hadh to have a zombie Munchkin game created . Well thanks to some googling I was embarrassed I hadn't discovered this sooner.






The World of Munchkin has a Zombie spin off! You play the zombies getting you hands on some brains. Your foe? Humans. They want to kill you. GASP! Are you really that shocked.

You stumble about collecting whatever garbage your living brethren have left behind and you use that to save your coconut and to defend yourself.  

OKAY who is my new BFF and getting me this?!

Then I demand we have a 12 hour game sesh with alcohol being a must. 

Forever in my brain heart

 I effin' love Etsy! Every day I discover something really cute and nerdy and ZOMBIE! From Canadian Albertan Amy, the shop owner of rapscalliondesign, comes these customizable zombie heart brain lockets! I am digging the idea of what every color you'd like and how Gothic Frankenstein folks are being showcased. For between $24-27 CAD, you can express your zombie love around your neck.


Click the jump to see some more zombie inspired jewelry by rapscallion including a zombie Chewbacca, zombie eyeball cameo, and zombie octopus. All adorable and nerdy!

Nerd Block's Horror Block

Before Christmas I kept hearing from friends about getting a monthly little box full of nerd goodies. My friends were mostly subscribing to Loot Crate, an epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $30 CAN. You can subscribe for 1, 3, or 6 months. It gets delivered right to your door!
ANYWAYS! I got all excited but before I just threw my money away I came across Nerd Block, the new competition to Loot Crate. And to be honest, I'm loving it. 

Nerd Block costs about the same with the same monthly options and a monthly theme or category, but major differences are Nerd Block always has a shirt, a magazine, and there are even 5 different theme choices within Nerd Block. 

These are:

• Horror 
• Arcade
• Classic
• Jr boys
• Jr girls

OF COURSE I choose Horror block and suggest that if you love The Walking Dead, gore, guts, classic horror films, etc, then you need to have this. 

So far I have only had one month but what I got was so wicked and what they are hinting at for this month (American Horror Story items and 2 shirts!! EEEEEE!). 

Here are a few things I got for the December box:

Frankenstein!!

weird squishy skeleton

HEEEERRE'S JOHNNY!

Um zombie disinfectant  

 And this was the only little sneak at zombie for this box this month, but I know there has been Walking Dead items and the box itself is a zombie "Don't Open Dead Inside" box. 

BOOYAH!

Next time I get anything zombie related I will only post those but I had to share with you zombaes. ;)

Merry Christmas to me!!

 Holidays are great for surprise presents and when you buy most of them yourself, atleast you know you won't be disappointed with another knife block set. 

What you see is the most awesomest Yahtzee game to exist! Found at your local nerd store or even ThinkGeek. I was so happy for this gem!!! ;)

Look how great Gerald looks with my unread undead book collection! Can't even tell there is a great number game inside that handsome head of his. 

I went on a random comic shop spree and came across some more items to spend my money on instead of little orphaned children. I got a sweet deal on it all too!! The Walking Dead socks a snagged for $9 CAD and I got a weird series of comics (issues 1-4) about a retriever who kills zombies. Um ya. Awesome!!!! All issues came out to $7.  The HP necklace just happens to be in the pic since I had to Instagram that sh!t. Can't leave my nerd fans out of these great kinds of all kinds. 

What did you get this Christmas holiday? Did you reward yourself like I did? Cuz we know we are da bomb.

wait.....da bomb...?? I'm old. 

The Force Woke Something

With the new Star Wars film trailer making an appearance this Friday, I give you a look at what the force is going to look like if we keep bringing these guys back. Undead in this case.
The Force Awakens makes the nerd in me pumped up but not sure how they are going to have characters from other installments. I guess that's why they are going to look a little like our undead guys here. Also, Darth is dead! It won't seem like a true Star Wars film without some Vader Hater antics.
GRLRLRLRLLRLRL *wookie cry*

Zombies of Hogwarts

I'm finding I love Etsy more and more every time I am in need of something quirky, nerdy, unique, and readily available. Here we have a mash-up of the Hogwarts trio from Etsy artist KiWi Cuties. This will set you back around $13 CAD for an 8.5 x 11 standard picture.
Not an HP fan? Other zombified fan favorites are Nerd Stark and Dorthy's little gang. Guessing the Lion got the courage to f@*k off and the Scarecrow get his brain. teehee. See the links above for more of the great art and clothes.

Pop a Bottle, Let your body waddle

As if this bottle cap opened was precious enough, this one uses the eye of a walker from The Walking Dead comic to ease your way in your alcoholic depression. The solid metal lets you reef away to open your brew of choice. Me? I prefer to use my own eye socket.

From ThinkGeek for about $18.

Zombie Cover Cases

 Makes me want to purchase more tablets and ereaders just to have these fit on something I own! Of course Etsy brings all the best crafty zombie cover cases with these leather book cover cases. Keep Calm retails at $30.

There is also War Against the Walking Dead at $40 for Ipads and Official Zombie Handbook for $30 for the Kindle Fire. I am sure you can find for other really popular covers.

And being a nerd I stumbled upon this and could not resist showing it. If Lydia and a certain devious ghost with the most don't ring a bell then I have no time for you.