Lazy Costume Shirts

Halloween is little over a month away. I have been already scrambling to find decorations for my home and wondering what costume I will be wearing or maybe purchasing. But for those of you who don't care or don't have them time to prepare maybe wearing something like these shirts below will be up your ally. 




Have a thing for Dr. Seuss? Show some love with this Zombie Thing One shirt. Sorry. Thing Two not loved as much.

Brainiacs can rejoice in. There is someone out there that will love you for your brains .

This shirt is purely dedicated to killing zombies. Everyone will know what is on your agenda. Get outta the way! THIS IS MY KILLING SHIRT!!!

RAWR! You sexy thaaaang. Always the girl that has to have the sexiest costume? BAM! Here ya go, you slut. ;)











Still want that zombie mask? Breathing gets so hard and it is all sweaty. BLECKY! Here you can show your zombie disguise without messin' up yo face.

Last but not not the last to find on Etsy, be the bait! Not the cougar bait....maybe you can be both? Anyways, with the courage of people like you, the rest of us will survive. 

Walking Dead painted shoes

OH Etsy! We have had such a great time finding items and then some times these items disappear too quickly.
In this case these great hand painted shoes, originally from Etsy (no longer available), caught my eye. 
I miss TWD so much so seeing this beauties and how cleverly cool there are gets me so pumped up for the new season this fall. 

Feel free to browse Etsy to find similar finds for something to walk in. 

Puppy Dress Up

 If you don't pay attention to my twitter then you won't know why I haven't been the greatest blogger lately. I got a puppy!!! Dexter is taking up all my time being super cute and teething. He noms me to death, likes to pee on the floor, and little humping action happens from time to time. This MinPin is one crazy pup. 

Speaking of crazy, dressing up dogs is something people love to do. So if I am to ever do so I better do it with class. A zombie puppy costume for your puppy seems like a little redundant but still looks funny and adorable. 

If that wasn't enough, the zombie lawn gnomes can inspire a great look for your pooch. 


That pooch looks thrilled. 

Zombie Killing Hoodie

For $70 CAD you too can be on fleek with this hoodie that totally gives your Mission Statement to everyone. This hoodie, or bunnyhug as we call it here in Saskabush, will keep you warm, let others know not to f@*k with you, and great for your new hunter gather skills you will need to acquire cuz girl I can't BBQ more than hamburgers let alone squirrels or rabbits. We all don't have a Daryl Dixon in our lives. 

Zombie Horse Mask

So for the last few years buying horse masks has been like a weird fad or meme to do. Super strange in my opinion AND CREEPY. So why not make it more creepy with zombification. And it glows in the dark!

You'll be horsing around in this guy for about $30 

Grab Bag

The perfect bag to have your gear in clearly labeled for the apocalypse! Even might deterred others from stealing it if they think the blood is real. 

The Walking Dead bag has 3 compartments, padded shoulders and made out of polyester. 

The dead is strong in this one

I've never shied away from Star Wars zombie stuff here on ZD (look here, here and here...aaaand here). Since today is a usual posting and May the 4th, here are some more zombie Star Wars stuff for you to gawk at. 

Zombie Yoda Shirt

by whitneyw

by DoomCMYK

See all alternative art here

From one of my fav blogs, EPBOT

Want a book to read? ZD featured art inspired by this book in 2012.

by KermitLGonzalez

WOOT! Take it off!

Garters are now hit and miss at a wedding. Some choose not to have one or to provide a timid throw, while others bask in it, turning it into a little peep show. BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.

I am getting married in well over a year and I think I want one (I'll be classy with the toss) but I want to have a little secret and I'm all for themes. One of these garters from Etsy really shows some humor, nerdiness, and a twist on the boring white scratchy ones. 

  Keep Calm and Kill Zombies is a double garter. One for you and one for your relatives/weird friends. Sickos. This garter can be customized so I think more TWD would be sweet with some bows and wings on it. Daryl would be with you all that day. 

THE WALKING DEAD wedding garter is a bit more simple but still just as sexy showing some homage to the comic book.  Good classic choice.

My Brain is Puppy Crazy

I have been on the search for a dog and been waiting awhile to get one and finally in the last few weeks things are starting to get real. I finally got my paws on a MinPin and will be coming home to us 2 months from now. He was just born 2 days ago so got to see him today! So until I have him home with me, I've been on Pinterest, Etsy, and other sites gathering zombie swag for my dog. 

The Barking Dead and the Shaun of the Dog below are from Etsy and I am SO getting both of these. Super adorable. Both are from the seller Electrolucy. There are so many great geeky bandanas you can get your little furry animal as well. 

 



 Glow in the Dark Bones Skeleton isn't something just for Halloween. I'd have my little pooch in this all. da. time. 

Got a great little hunter in the family? Wear it proud with a female red dress Zombie Hunter OR for those of us that will be having a little male, see his little shirt below.

February Horror Block

 As I have mentioned before, I have subscribed to Nerd Block's Horror Block and this last month was a great theme: Werewolves, Zombies, Vampires! OH M! And with a BITE to it.
Not only did the block come with a book, which will be a new thing every month, it came with 3 things related to zombies. 

Frankenstein is the be all of all undead creatures, so having his bride show up on a shirt was pretty rad. I can even wear it to work!

This little guy plushie is what a zombie virus would look like. I've got this weirdly cute guy on my book shelf close to his themed books. 

The containment unit I have yet to open. It has a weird little zombie statue in it. The slime glows in the dark but I really don't want to feel the consistency of this stuff. Some poor Blocker on Instagram asked for no more slime since it opened in his box and got all over his things. GROSS!






Looking forward to March Block. Looks like it may be 2 items from The Walking Dead. BTW OMG!!!!! NOAH!!! 

Tees from Threadless

 Every 90's child wanted something Lisa Frank. I think I only got to live vicariously through that of my friends who didn't shop locally at the only variety store in town. Plus I cared about the earth and used items from the year before......PFFT no I just had no choice. But here you do! This Lisa Frank inspired "RAINBOW APOCALYPSE" shirt from Threadless is a choice between are you cool or are you not? It has a zombie being a badass motherfucker riding a zombie unicorn dolphin. Your choice. 

Want something less neon? Go for simplicity with Zombie Donut *.

Reminds Cinnamon Bun from Adventure Time in this design. Simple.  

* I wrote Dobut twice. And then I giggled.

TWD Hipster Attire

I'd wear it all.

Want to show some TWD love without being "too cool" about it? Grab a beanie, some accessories like a Daryl winged ring, Rick shades, and over course, just a hint of support for Team Rick. Right now Rick is more scary without his beard and Carol is a little too calm in making threats to children.
(Want some cookies?)

Find links to all products here.

Fancy Pants and Handy Heels

 Strike a pose ladies! These eye catching (like there is literally an eye on there) pants are bloody awesome. Zombies won't even be able to deny grabbing you in these skinny jeans. You can grab a pair over at Kate's Clothing. Even feel free to pair them up with some zombie hand high heels. 

Previously found on eBay

All Dressed Up and Dead Sexy

Chomper Tank Dress

 Every occasion needs a little black dress. Make the better choice with a little dead dress. Two sexy choices from Kate's Clothing. 
The tank dress would look great with some leggings or black knee high books. 
Get a grip on the below clingy dress that grabs the attention of both the living and dead. 

Terra Dress

Even I can't deny it!

TWD is back this Sunday!

SQUA-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  The Walking Dead to return! 
OMG you guys it has been too long since we saw our little walkers and our favorite zombie hunting gang. This Sunday the gang returns, minus one singing blonde (RIP).Valentine's is close too and  below are some Walking Dead must haves ensembles for our love in the best dude ever on that show and Carol's BFF, Daryl. 

Daryl will you be my Valentine?

I Ain't Nobody's Bitch Etsy $15

Etsy $28

ThinkGeek  Can get charm alone or long/short chain

Human $27

Come here Fido!

Who says you have to be alone in the apocalypse or even on a zombie walk? Now you can buy this poorly made costume for $17 and embarrass the sh!t out of your defenseless pet. Man's best friend just became best undead friend. And ugly. The brain hat is kinda cute. Like a zombie yamaka. Mazal tov!


Thanks Geekologie

Nerd Block's Horror Block

Before Christmas I kept hearing from friends about getting a monthly little box full of nerd goodies. My friends were mostly subscribing to Loot Crate, an epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $30 CAN. You can subscribe for 1, 3, or 6 months. It gets delivered right to your door!
ANYWAYS! I got all excited but before I just threw my money away I came across Nerd Block, the new competition to Loot Crate. And to be honest, I'm loving it. 

Nerd Block costs about the same with the same monthly options and a monthly theme or category, but major differences are Nerd Block always has a shirt, a magazine, and there are even 5 different theme choices within Nerd Block. 

These are:

• Horror 
• Arcade
• Classic
• Jr boys
• Jr girls

OF COURSE I choose Horror block and suggest that if you love The Walking Dead, gore, guts, classic horror films, etc, then you need to have this. 

So far I have only had one month but what I got was so wicked and what they are hinting at for this month (American Horror Story items and 2 shirts!! EEEEEE!). 

Here are a few things I got for the December box:

Frankenstein!!

weird squishy skeleton

HEEEERRE'S JOHNNY!

Um zombie disinfectant  

 And this was the only little sneak at zombie for this box this month, but I know there has been Walking Dead items and the box itself is a zombie "Don't Open Dead Inside" box. 

BOOYAH!

Next time I get anything zombie related I will only post those but I had to share with you zombaes. ;)