Drip on this

 If zombies drank, these Brain Coasters would be a must for their brain smoothies or the Zombie Cocktail.
Each coaster shows a slice of brain and stacking them gives a full brain shape. 
Get yours for $20.

Party Time!!

Wanna celebrate this month's Zombie Awareness the right way? Throw a little shindig with some of these.


Delicious Dead Zombie Chocolate Mold will be great for creating sweets that will have your guests dying to eat. Mix in a little green food coloring into your white chocolate and VOILA! dead sexy treats! Bonus: can use the moldings to make soap for your guests to clean up after their nasty-ass selves. 

For those Bloody Mary's or whatever you may be serving, keep them cool with the handy (teehee) Zombie Ice Mold. 

Need something to hold your napkins? Got some messy eaters? I know I need like a bib when I eat. 
This Zombie Napkin Holder lends a helping hand while adding the perfect touch of creepy.  

Deadly bookends

STABle bookends

 Books flopping about your shelf? Yelling at them to stay in place not working? Doesn't work on my imaginary dog either (I'm a lonely creature). For those zombrarians, we need a place to showcase our knowledge with a little edge. Support your best zombie how-tos, zomromcoms, and other zomlit with two more bookends. (Other option here).
Zombie Survial Guide Books Knives Stand Bookend will hold your books while looking sharp.         Get it?

Want something more FLATtering? I'll stop.

 Zombie bookends from ThinkGeek are pressed out of steel and made to look like they are being a friend by holding your stuff at just the right angle. I think I want these ones. 

How would you showcase your collection?

TWD is back this Sunday!

SQUA-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  The Walking Dead to return! 
OMG you guys it has been too long since we saw our little walkers and our favorite zombie hunting gang. This Sunday the gang returns, minus one singing blonde (RIP).Valentine's is close too and  below are some Walking Dead must haves ensembles for our love in the best dude ever on that show and Carol's BFF, Daryl. 

Daryl will you be my Valentine?

I Ain't Nobody's Bitch Etsy $15

Etsy $28

ThinkGeek  Can get charm alone or long/short chain

Human $27

I slice and you dice

Anybody a chef out there? Me? PB&J are my specialty. 
Everybody has pretended to be Wok with Yan at some point. Now we can take those sweet chopping skills both in and out of the kitchen....IN STYLE!

The Zombie Attack Apron (from ThinkGeek) decorates an image of you being the undead. Easier for you to blend in young grasshoppa! 
Want to keep those knife skills sharp? *snort* Cut your kale and other hippy-trend of food that won't save you in the afterlife on these babies!

Artist Dave Stencil got a Kickstarter and has created these rich wooden boards around $35 for your enjoyment. Prepare for the apocalypse while preparing supper!

Merry Christmas to me!!

 Holidays are great for surprise presents and when you buy most of them yourself, atleast you know you won't be disappointed with another knife block set. 

What you see is the most awesomest Yahtzee game to exist! Found at your local nerd store or even ThinkGeek. I was so happy for this gem!!! ;)

Look how great Gerald looks with my unread undead book collection! Can't even tell there is a great number game inside that handsome head of his. 

I went on a random comic shop spree and came across some more items to spend my money on instead of little orphaned children. I got a sweet deal on it all too!! The Walking Dead socks a snagged for $9 CAD and I got a weird series of comics (issues 1-4) about a retriever who kills zombies. Um ya. Awesome!!!! All issues came out to $7.  The HP necklace just happens to be in the pic since I had to Instagram that sh!t. Can't leave my nerd fans out of these great kinds of all kinds. 

What did you get this Christmas holiday? Did you reward yourself like I did? Cuz we know we are da bomb.

wait.....da bomb...?? I'm old. 

Blend in with a Zombie Hoodie

 Stay warm in the zombie horde while masking yourself as one of the fellow undead with this Zombie Hoodie from ThinkGeek. 
Regularly $50 CAD. 

"(E)xposed ribs, muscles, internal organs, and even some seriously-oversized maggots printed on it for effect." 

The hood can zip up to block your eyes from seeing correctly and creating an illusion good enough to get shot! Kidding aside, this is a wicked hoodie every zombie lover should have in their attire. 

Pop a Bottle, Let your body waddle

As if this bottle cap opened was precious enough, this one uses the eye of a walker from The Walking Dead comic to ease your way in your alcoholic depression. The solid metal lets you reef away to open your brew of choice. Me? I prefer to use my own eye socket.

From ThinkGeek for about $18.

Feed the zombies

PRESS PLAY

Nothing is worse that seeing a starving being. Help out by spreading the awareness of the thousands of starving zombies that live in our world. Donate. Feed them. Buy this shirt from ThinkGeek and maybe we can make a difference. Maybe we can prevent the spread of zombies by taking care of the ones we have. Sponsor a zombie today. For the price of a 25 cent candy you could be helping those who can't help themselves. Give zombies a chance. Feed the zombies.




Juuuust don't let them get your brain.

Brain Candle

You smell that? Smells like nothing! Probably a good thing it doesn't smell like burning brains. This unscented candle from ThinkGeek is made to resemble a brain floating in a jar like in a lab where Dr. Frankenstein might have made his creature. Fellow zombie creatures, maybe even your friends, will crave to have one of these beauties light up a room or set the mood. Nothing says romance like burning some brains.

Bratz + Disney + Zombie and you get this

Belle

 I kinda of wish these were the kind of dolls I played with when I was young. These 11" dolls comes in Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Belle, Rapunzel, Snow White, and the Little Mermaid aka Ariel.  Belle is no longer wanting to read books but brains and Sleeping Beauty is wide awake and coming for you!

Zombie princess dolls could be the next craze if mommy and daddy could afford them. If I am reading it correctly, you get all 6 for $125 on ThinkGeek. So 20 bucks for one isn't bad. If it is for one doll....let the zombies get me since I can't afford that sh!t.

Rapunzel

Come play with my hair. I swear I won't eat you.

My lunch packed up, My boots tied tight

Need a place to pack your lunch?
A box to house your zombie kit?
Well look no further than the Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box from ThinkGeek.
A combo carrier is the best way to pack light and smart. Plus you will look cool with this metal box and your stash of wagon wheels. Hmm....tasty things. Even fill it with McDonalds cuz that sh!t never goes bad.

Zombie Plague Ribbon Magnet

Although I do believe this should be grey since that is the official Zombie Awareness color, this supports the plague more than the knowledge to learn about zombies. EITHER WAY, I have no car to sport this sucker so you think sticking it to my forehead will be trendy? Will have to staple it.
Oh the site says "or the door to your saferoom". So my closet? It's where I go to suck my thumb and curl up with my binky when I hear monster.

Grab this magnet and show your awareness for $5 at ThinkGeek.

P.E.T.Z.

Hello man with a beard! What's this? "People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies" you say? Zombies are people too? Sure I'll sign this petition because doing so makes me more involved with politics, and being cool.

Believe in the cause for Zombie rights? Go on and get your tee from ThinkGeek for $15 CAD!

Plants vs. Zombies Risk

Can't get enough of Plants vs Zombies 1 and 2 so much that you need a physical connection? Well get physical with this Risk game playing as the plants or the zombies. (Honestly can't see how this cane be a real game but cooool..??)

This game that will surely "soil your plants" is from ThinkGeek for $30.

Put your ZPJs on

As ThinkGeek as nicely put it: sleep like the (un)dead.
In this $18 two-piece flannel zombie pajamas you can now show how you really feel in the morning. You may even be able to trick zombies from eating you in your sleep with the gory rib cage and exposed femur. Stay warm zombie fans!

Check out the sweet ad below.

Walking Dead Monopoly and Risk

 ThinkGeek has brought has 2 classic games and mashed them up with my favorite show, The Walking Dead. 

 Instead of collecing $200 for random, you get $200 worth of supplies and to protect the already shitty property you have from walkers and other jerks, aka the Govna. Screw having B.O. railways, you get to own a bike, horse, RV, or a truck. OOH! I so want to play this game! And for $40, I think I can afford to get it.




As for risk, I never liked it normally.  For $50 on ThinkGeek, you not only defend yourself from other players, but from the rotting undead. Sounds like a lose-lose for me. " Zombies populate areas of the map and continue to randomly spawn at the start of each player's turn", according to the game rules. O yay...but if you like this "risk"-y game, then play away nerd.
Hit the jump for more shots of the Monopoly board and pieces. My fav: the telephone. Crazy Rick!  

"Your garden is about to get watered....with blood!"

ThinkGeek is selling zombie apocalypse garden gnomes from $20-$30 depening on what one you want to scare people from stepping on your lawn with.

I knew they came alive at night. R.L. Stine wasn't just writing fiction books, but the truth! Watch ThinkGeek's video promoting this little lawn devils below:

See other gnome-tastic entries from ZD here and here.

Walking Dead Flag Tee

ThinkGeek has this Walking Dead Flag tee in stock and priced at $23. Behind the stars are a zombie face, which almost looks like Obama, paired with zombies and reaching red hands for the red and white stripes. I'd pledge allegiance to this flag! Zombies Unite!

Best Brains Forever

Let's be BFFs. And to show just how much we like eachother, lets get this Zombie Friendship Necklace Set from ThinkGeek. Seriously where would we find the greatest things on the planet if it wasn't for this site? ThinkGeek, let us be Best Brains Forever (BBF's) and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever........