The Walking Dead’s zombie bikini calendar

 

Um....ya.....I don't even know what to say. Some weirdo thought it would be sexy to have a zombie bikini calendar. It isn't. That is not sexy. It looks like fleshing eating disease. Ya you want to stick anything near something that looks contagious? I don't think so. Herpes are not sexy and neither are scantly clad women that are rotting. The wounds don't even look remotely real or super gruesome. They just look pititful. io9 wrote a compelling article on how not sexy this idea was. I recommend you to check it out. And if you really want to feel uncomfortable, then watch this video after the jump.

Walking Dead Zombie Figurines

Shut the front door!?!?! WhAAAAAAAAAT? This is too cool! I stumbled onto this while reading perezhilton.com (I have no shame). These little guys aren't the only ones. I checked out Amazon and found a whack load of them. Prices went as high as $75! I can just buy a barbie and slam some zombie makeup on her, rip out some of her hair, haves some limbs missing and I'd be content. O crap! Someone created that here. There goes my future income. Guess I'll stick to dumpster diving.