More Deadly Bookends

I've posted before some bookends on the site, and now I have found a few more. Since I made a nice personal library area in my house I have been curious to see what is out there for me to add to my zombie shelf. Here are some favorites. 

The Creepy Half Zombie Half Skull Bookends is both eye catching as a sculpture or holding your books from toppling over.  

Although no longer available, Bookworm Bookends are the ideal "head in a book" that is quirky if you are looking for less spook.

Classic Walking Dead fan? Keep your pride with in the undead with these grotesque hands crawling up your books and lending a hand (heehee). 

Etsy always has the best items and this Zombie Prayer Hands will just set off the nonbelievers of the zombie apocalypse. 

Party Time!!

Wanna celebrate this month's Zombie Awareness the right way? Throw a little shindig with some of these.


Delicious Dead Zombie Chocolate Mold will be great for creating sweets that will have your guests dying to eat. Mix in a little green food coloring into your white chocolate and VOILA! dead sexy treats! Bonus: can use the moldings to make soap for your guests to clean up after their nasty-ass selves. 

For those Bloody Mary's or whatever you may be serving, keep them cool with the handy (teehee) Zombie Ice Mold. 

Need something to hold your napkins? Got some messy eaters? I know I need like a bib when I eat. 
This Zombie Napkin Holder lends a helping hand while adding the perfect touch of creepy.  

Deadly bookends

STABle bookends

 Books flopping about your shelf? Yelling at them to stay in place not working? Doesn't work on my imaginary dog either (I'm a lonely creature). For those zombrarians, we need a place to showcase our knowledge with a little edge. Support your best zombie how-tos, zomromcoms, and other zomlit with two more bookends. (Other option here).
Zombie Survial Guide Books Knives Stand Bookend will hold your books while looking sharp.         Get it?

Want something more FLATtering? I'll stop.

 Zombie bookends from ThinkGeek are pressed out of steel and made to look like they are being a friend by holding your stuff at just the right angle. I think I want these ones. 

How would you showcase your collection?

When the snow melts

For those of us in the Great White North and prairies, winter is taking a sweet-ass nap and doesn't know when to leave. Kinda like that one friend that always crashes at your place after a night out.
When the snow clears and bunnies and kittens frolic around, so will zombies. Make your lawn zombie friendly with these bad boys.



Both from Amazon, the "Zombie Obama Taking a Selfie But Forgot His Phone" is 7lbs of ankle grabbing awesomeness. Great addition to the pet cemetery you have from your kids' goldfish accidents that keep happening. 

"Let there be light" will cast his wizardry ways and guide company up your driveway to be tortured by your wife's ukulele "concert". You'd wish you were undead like these guys after it.  

Who turned out the light?!

As one character faded away last night on the return of The Walking Dead, we need something bright in our future to keep on hammering on. Best way to shine some light than.....

Amazon

With your very own zombie hand lamp! This little gem will set you back over $100 but will be the talk when the grandparents come over and think you butchered one of their beloved friends from the senior home. 







Terminus was way worse than Woodbury. Tyreese was lucky to see them both. You can  now bask in the hope it gave them all with the Zombie Apocalypse lamp shade from Etsy for $81.

So how is everybody recovering this Monday? Who is feeling like our gang on TWD needs a break? I know I do from all the sorrow I am feeling still from the mid-season. 

Come here Fido!

Who says you have to be alone in the apocalypse or even on a zombie walk? Now you can buy this poorly made costume for $17 and embarrass the sh!t out of your defenseless pet. Man's best friend just became best undead friend. And ugly. The brain hat is kinda cute. Like a zombie yamaka. Mazal tov!


Thanks Geekologie

I slice and you dice

Anybody a chef out there? Me? PB&J are my specialty. 
Everybody has pretended to be Wok with Yan at some point. Now we can take those sweet chopping skills both in and out of the kitchen....IN STYLE!

The Zombie Attack Apron (from ThinkGeek) decorates an image of you being the undead. Easier for you to blend in young grasshoppa! 
Want to keep those knife skills sharp? *snort* Cut your kale and other hippy-trend of food that won't save you in the afterlife on these babies!

Artist Dave Stencil got a Kickstarter and has created these rich wooden boards around $35 for your enjoyment. Prepare for the apocalypse while preparing supper!

Chia zombie "pets"

Above is the zombie Chia line. Gone are the days of kitten, lamb, and cute elephants. Welcome Creepy Holden, Restless Arm, and Lifeless Lisa. This bundle sells about $30 CAD on Amazon. Does any buddy actually grow these? I have never seen anyone in my life do so. I feel like I'm super lucky just to have my bamboo plant be alive for almost 10 years even with the lack of water I give it...or don't. Maybe these undead guys won't die. Hehe. Get it? Guys their undead...I don't even know what I am saying. Shall I join Lassie out back?

Thanks Geekologie.

Haaaaave you met Harold?

A simple wine bottle holder from Amazon ($23 CAD) is not only a practical present, but can become an Instagram profile. Meet Harold Zombay.  Believed to be created for more than holding your alcoholic addiction, Harold is looking for a good time and shows it by posting some hilarious pictures. 

"I have to look fab for my profile pic.

He also has a "bae" Rupunzel that he likes to stay in shape for and is all in love with, plays Minecraft, and makes some good references to pop culture. 

bae in background

Minecraft is lonely for this zombie

Here let me scratch that

"Currently unavailable" from Amazon comes this sweet Zombie Back Scratcher.  Ideal for groping or picking boogers with cuz I am that matureWho needs a friend or family member or ever those little metal scratchers when you have a creepy hand to do it for you.

I also think this would scare people if I forgot it laying out. "OH sorry Grandma! Here let me get your heart started again with some CPR."

It's Wine O'clock

Seems all the great things are gone. No longer available at NeatoShop but should be found on Amazon, this undead drunk will hold your precious elixir of your choice. Personally I'm super fancy and drink box wine a.k.a. cardboardeaux. Drink up mofos! Hit the jump for another view.

Zombify your office space

 I need to buy ALL OF THESE! I may scare some kids but, pfft, WORTH IT!

This boy and girl monitor sitters are from NeatoShop, watching over you as you do everything on the internet but work, as well as the atomically correct heart pencil holder and clock to help remind you when brain time is. That just happens to be all the time but great reminder.

And don't forget to hold that door open, if you are fortunate enough to have your own space, with the crawling zombie.

 Not happy with the pencil holder? And where will your sticky notes go? Well this guy can do both of those.  (Unable to find a place to purchase. Sorry!)

And Amazon has the below impaled zombie desk accessory to make your space extra undead.

Littlest Zombie Pet Shoppe

Blast from my past! Anyone remember the Littlest Pet Shop toys from the 90's and not the huge-eyed freaks they have now? It appears either way someone has created zombie versions. Sitting at 1-1 1/2", easy enough to swallow, these 5 figurines can now join the ranks of zombified toys. Currently unavailable at Amazon or anywhere else I tried to look.