Zombigami: Paper Folding for the Living Dead

by Duy Nguyen

Supposedly this title is suitable for children aged 8 years and up. People can create 13 ghoulish origami zombies. "Easy" to follow, step-by-step instructions show you how to fold "simple" origami paper into unrecognizable creatures. Book includes a "crew of the undead includes Starvin' Marvin who hungers for a sip of fresh blood; Idle Hands, whose hands are no longer attached to his body and Suzie Gravemaker, everyone's favourite zombie mum!"

Ya, I'm not being sarcastic at all when I said this shit was SO EASY....... Unless you already dabble in origami this book may be okay, but for a beginner like me I was so confused. So screw the 8 years and up. I even read the beginning that showed the legend of the icons and the basic folds. All it looked like was a bunch of lines and arrows that did not help me create anything remotely close to what the book showed. Ruined my birthday! For realsies, it almost did. I tried to create Susie Gravemaker, a 2 part piece zombie, and I ended up with a botched up flat piece of crap. A paper turd! No one wants to show that off to their friends. Not even real turds would want to show that shit. None of the other pieces looked any easier. Not as much fun as I had hoped.

1 out of 5 monkey brains with a side of poop attached