Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime: A Book of Zombie Love Songs

Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime:
A Book of Zombie Love Songs

by Michael P. Spradlin, Jeff Weigel (Illustrations) 

 Short and weird. "Zombies have feelings, too. . .

Sure, losing a limb doesn't faze them in the slightest, but a zombie's rotting heart can still break just like anybody else's. Yes, it's true: Zombies need loving! And this soul-stirring collection of more than two dozen classic love songs is just the ticket for zombie romantics everywhere." - back cover

Good book and just in time for Valentine's Day this week. I highly suggest finding the songs on Youtube and singing along. It makes you feel like Whitney Houston or Cher. And yes, they have a song in this book. Singing along really makes you appreciate the zombie songs and play on words. Some were more difficult to catch a beat to, but 89% was dead on to the songs' original lyrical layout.
Best lines for that zombie lover of yours this Valentine's:

• "Your brain is my make-up I wear since I tried to eat you."
• "..your skin's tenderest while it peels off in my fingertips."
• "And when I eat brains I feels so happy inside."
• "Eat your eyes, your eyes, your eyes, They are no longer there."

3 out of 5 monkey brains

Great parody song book. Now go out there and express your zombie love.