How to Be a Zombie

How to Be a Zombie: The Essential Guide for Anyone Who Craves Brains (How to Be a Monster)

by Serena Valentino (Goodreads Author)

Need to know what to do with your newly decomposing body? What should you eat? or WHO? And what will you look dead sexy in?  This book has those answers.

* identify your zombie type
* alternative foods

* learn how to "pass" among the living
* explore zombies in pop culture

Now I have read another type of human eater book called "How To Be A Vampire" and this is presented in the exact same way. It was nice to have an explanation of different types of zombies and where they came from. Examples are rage zombies and voodoo zombies. Most of the book explained the changes of being a zombie and how to cope. What I liked best were the pages that showed how to apply zombie make-up and wounds, foods like graveyard cakes and bloody-eyeball punch to have at parties, and movies, books and games that a zombie (or fan) would enjoy. Overall the book was "meh". I got bored with it a lot and that's why it took a while to get through even though it is a short and quick read. 

2 out of 5 monkey brains