Zombie Felties

Very much like the gruesome felt zombies I failed at, Zombie Felties: How to Raise 16 Gruesome Felt Creatures from the Undead by Nicola Tedman, Sarah Skeate appears to be another tragic craft I would mostly fail at. While the book shows great pictures, pattern designs, and list of items, nothing is more appealing than the nightmares you will give children when you not only make these, but you suck at them.

Someone on Etsy is trying to sell this junk for $4.50. Make your own failure.

You rock my zombie world cute dead MJ!