Lazy Costume Shirts

Halloween is little over a month away. I have been already scrambling to find decorations for my home and wondering what costume I will be wearing or maybe purchasing. But for those of you who don't care or don't have them time to prepare maybe wearing something like these shirts below will be up your ally. 




Have a thing for Dr. Seuss? Show some love with this Zombie Thing One shirt. Sorry. Thing Two not loved as much.

Brainiacs can rejoice in. There is someone out there that will love you for your brains .

This shirt is purely dedicated to killing zombies. Everyone will know what is on your agenda. Get outta the way! THIS IS MY KILLING SHIRT!!!

RAWR! You sexy thaaaang. Always the girl that has to have the sexiest costume? BAM! Here ya go, you slut. ;)











Still want that zombie mask? Breathing gets so hard and it is all sweaty. BLECKY! Here you can show your zombie disguise without messin' up yo face.

Last but not not the last to find on Etsy, be the bait! Not the cougar bait....maybe you can be both? Anyways, with the courage of people like you, the rest of us will survive.